Sunday, July 08, 2007
Lionus has it right
| Jul 8, 2007 4:29 PM | |
| Subject: | Just Another Saturday In Presidential Politics |
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| Body: | In the span of a mere 24 hours... A man from Ohio, with no identification, was arrested in Ottumwa, Iowa after Members of Barack Obama's Secret Service Team found him loitering outside of the Senator's Hotel...carrying an EIGHT INCH KNIFE... And, if something at least resembling a potential threat on Senator Obama wasn't enough to ruin his evening... Obama's Iowa Campaign Headquarters was later burglarized...with a number of laptop computers stolen. Hmmm...Nixon is dead. Anybody know the whereabouts of either G. Gordon Liddy, I. Lewis Libby...OR, Fred Thompson??? I say that only half tongue in cheek...as, you see...Saturday also brought the revelation that while Fred Thompson was serving as Senate Minority Counsel on the Watergate Committee...he was ACTUALLY a SPY operating on behalf of Richard Nixon, feeding confidential information to the White House, in violation of ethical and perhaps legal standards, as well. Liddy, was of course the Master Planner of the Watergate Break-in, and all-around liaison to the White House Plumbers Unit...which actually carried out the break-in. Libby...as we now know, is a weasely little scumbag whose continued presence on this planet serves no further useful purpose. Then again...THAT little bastard IS out of work...AND just kicked in a SERIOUS fine to the US Treasury. Come to think of it...I think we ALL have a right to know where the weasely little piece of shit was last night...and how many laptops he currently has in the trunk of his Haliburton Company Provided Vehicle. I saw part of what Fred Thompson had to say to the Young Republicans in Palm Beach, FL. Most of the news reports suggested that Fred had "WOWED" them. However, from the clips that I saw...I'm already thinking that Fred will be in the Office of the Executive Producer before the next episode demanding that they fire the writing staff...OR...maybe actually HIRE one...as Fast Freddie seemed a little more uncomfortable than I might have expected...ON AN UNSCRIPTED REALITY TV SHOW. Or...perhaps Fred was just a little gun-shy...having taken a Non-DICK Cheney shotgun blast in the face earlier in the day, when it first came to light that FRED THOMPSON... who has been Pre-ORDAINED as "Mr. Famiily Values - 2008"...was actually a one time lobbyist, and PRO-ABORTION ADVOCATE! When questioned about his ABORTION FLIP-FLOP later in the day...Thompson said that he "couldn't remember ever having engaged in any loobying effort on behalf of the Pro-Abortion Lobby." Suuuuuuuuuuure, Freddie. Just like you can't remember that special thing that Lorrie Morgan does with her tongue...or a talking sheep named "Misty" who had special privileges in your trailer on the set of Hunt for Red October??? Now...I know Lorrie is already behind you all the way, in a purely theorhetical sense, I imagine (though stranger things coul happen in a campaign). Misty, on the other hand, is STILL PISSED that you gave Angie Harmon's old gig to Elizabeth Rohm. Soooooo, I wouldn't count myself safe on THAT score yet. We all KNOW hat Hell hath no fury like a talking sheep who is still working for scale...after "WORKIN" for THE MAN!" Word of advice, Freddie..Get out of West Palm Beach...Make your way to Iowa...find yourself a Local who can put you in touch with your four legged fling...and work it out. Take her out for a quiet evening....feed her the pone, (THE CORN PONE...YOU SIC BASTARD) and sing her that song that got it all started in the first place. It had to be EWE... It had to be EWE... I mean it, Fred...you own up to the sheep thing and those BABY KILLING CHARGES....they will be BACK PAGE NEWS everywhere but in the Church Bulletins, IN NO TIME! Rudy Giuliani, on the other hand, has something of a quiet day. All HE had to do was shout down about 9000 members of the Fair Tax gang, in an effort to explain WHY he LOVES the INCOME TAX SYSTEM...and why anyone who disagrees with him on this point must be an ignorant whining pissant who doesn't have 6 jobs, 9 Board Memberships...and 3 Cayman Islands Accounts constituting an effective Rainy Day Slush Fund. Thommy Thompson spent his day organizing a search party. Four thousand showed up in Central Iowa to scan wooded areas and shallow graves in an effort to locate the bodies of Jim Gilmore and Mike Huckabee. Duncan Hunter was last seen building a 780 mile fence AROUND TOM TACREDO... John McCain was laying off staff and preparing to begin the process of looking for work, slightly in advznce of the anti-immigration psychos summarily dispatch his temporarily incumbent ass in the next Arizona Senatorial election. Billary Clinton-Rodham-Clinton threw a few multiple warheaded barbs in the direction of the Bush League President of the Unted States...angering Tony Snow so much, he FOROGT that he USED to wor for a Nazi...and broke out in a random burst of Hebrew. Ron Paul sort of made the Top Tier on the Republican side of the equation, with with the knowledge that Paul now has more cash on hand at least, than does the soon to be Formally Withdrawing, Insane McCain. Dennis Kucinich appears to be bailing out on a prior promise TO LIONUS to appear on my Monday Radio Show...and be interviewed directly for this Blog... NOT GOOD DENNIS...I can think of MANY MANY MANY other Campaign Promises I would toss in the crapper before angering EVEN A PACIFIST Sheep Dog. Mike Gravel wants HIS Interview questions emailed to him IN ADVANCE...JUST LIKE CLINTON AND EDWARDS. Hmmmm....and here I thought he was different. John Edwards committred CAMPAIGN SUICIDE by resturcturing his entire Senior Staff TO INCLUDE WHATEVER FORMER HOWARD DEAN "CAMPAIGN STRAEGISTS" HE DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE as part of his inner circle. Way to go JOHN...BRING ON MORE "SRATEGISTS" WHO HAVE NEVER STRATEGIZED A WINING CAMPAIGN IN THEIR LIVES. Bill Richardson raised about SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS...and put out a MAJOR PRESS RELEASE...SWEARING TO GOD THAT AT LEAST ONE LATINO POLITICIAN WILL ULTIMATELY ENDORSE HIM, OVER BILLARY CLINTON-RODHAM-CLINTON. Mitt Romney labored over national poll results showing that better then SIXTY-FIVE PERCENT of the country feels that THEY COULD NOT VOTE FOR A MORMON... and just like the rest of the entire country...Lionus forgot COMPLETELY about Sam Brownback, Joe Biden and Chris "SMOKEY THE BEAR" Dodd... and with good reason. I wanted to comment briefly on our Bush League President's Saturday Radio Attack on the Democratic Congress for EXCESSVE SPENDING. I was going to ELECTRONCALLY STRANGLE the Bastard...and REMIND him that IT WAS A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS who passed DIRECTLY TO HIM, ALL OF THE SPENDING BILLS WHICH CREATED THE LARGEST DEFICIT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS NATION... and that THIS DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS...much to the disbelief ot those of us WHO PUT THEM THERE... HASN'T DONE JACK-SHIT...OR, GIVEN ANY INDICATION THAT IT HAS ANY INTENTION TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL...INVOLVING THE TAXING OF ANYTHING...OR THE SPENDING OF ANY FINDS NOT COMPLETELY DEVOTED TO THE BUSH-CHENEY WAR IN IRAQ...WHICH THEY WERE MANDATED TO END...BUT DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO CARRY OUT THAT MANDATE. But...to even COMMENT on our Bush League President anymore turns EVERY POSTING into a comedic piece...and the rest of THIS Posts was of course...entirely serious. So...we leave Mr Bush Leaguer's Pharmaceutically generated and enhanced radio commentary, to another day...and another time. Have a GREAT SUNDAY, My Freinds... See you tonight with another Posting, and...See you on the radio tomorrow, with or without the Candidate whose support at Lionus Unleashed is currently on the WANE. You guys are the GREATEST!! Lionus |
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PS. Ron Paul had two pieces of good news, Money and winning the CNHT straw poll in NH, and he won with 62% of those polled.
Now take a deep breath man.....We can see the vein throbbing on your forehead from Texas
>grin<
Now take a deep breath man.....We can see the vein throbbing on your forehead from Texas
>grin<
# posted by 
: 12:21 AM
: 12:21 AM
I am a fan of Ron Paul. I hope the GOP(group of pedophiles) does not sabotage the vote for him. He would present the first real choice in the Republican party since Goldwater(who the Democrats sabotaged).
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