Monday, October 23, 2006
News Headline out of Washington: The disasterpresidents Energy policy
Americans, dont you feel good now that the price of Gas and energy keep going down? You would think that the magic hand of supply and demand would stop somewhere in the same place that the price of Oil stopped going down. No, with the new Energy policy from the disasterpresident and the darthchenney SECRET energy policy board(too bad Enron does not have a seat anymore), we have a miracle of modern Capitalist Economics. The price of Gas continues to go down and the price of Oil is holding steady and notching up a bit. AMAYZING! I did not realize what the miracles of modern capitalism could do for the American people, and just the American people. Europe does not have Gas prices plummeting as they are in the US. South America does not have plummeting Gas prices. No, only in the US, the bastian of Capitalism, the last hope to spread Democracy and Capitalism all over the world, can you find this upside down Economics. Next what will happen, Oil in the Artic will defy gravity and start coming out of the ground on its own so we dont have to spend all that money drilling for it.
Lets see. What is so special about America and the disasterpresident that this miracle is occuring? We're Psuedo Christians. We're always Right. We got a big Military that we spend most of our resources on. OH. That is right! We have an election coming up! And the disasterpresidents bacon is on the line. If he loses Congress, the pretzel will no longer be able to commit atrocities in Iraq, Iran, North Korea, and all those secret prisons that still exist throughout the world that no one is supposed to know about. His Family Values Republicans wont be able to MOLEST House pages anymore, what a shame. He wont be able to invade Iran(get ready for action in the Gulf of Hormuz that puts the Gulf of Tonkin incident to shame). The pretzel will definately find it harder to lie to the American people and get away with it. And, Big Oil will not be able to make the gross profits that have been rolling their way since the disasterpresident slithered into office. Dont worry America, no matter who wins in November, Gas prices will go up right after the election. They want to help the pretzel but only until the election. A vote for the Republicans is a vote for Big Oil and lower prices till the election, then afterward you are all screwed.
Good Luck with the vote,
Phillip Wister
Lets see. What is so special about America and the disasterpresident that this miracle is occuring? We're Psuedo Christians. We're always Right. We got a big Military that we spend most of our resources on. OH. That is right! We have an election coming up! And the disasterpresidents bacon is on the line. If he loses Congress, the pretzel will no longer be able to commit atrocities in Iraq, Iran, North Korea, and all those secret prisons that still exist throughout the world that no one is supposed to know about. His Family Values Republicans wont be able to MOLEST House pages anymore, what a shame. He wont be able to invade Iran(get ready for action in the Gulf of Hormuz that puts the Gulf of Tonkin incident to shame). The pretzel will definately find it harder to lie to the American people and get away with it. And, Big Oil will not be able to make the gross profits that have been rolling their way since the disasterpresident slithered into office. Dont worry America, no matter who wins in November, Gas prices will go up right after the election. They want to help the pretzel but only until the election. A vote for the Republicans is a vote for Big Oil and lower prices till the election, then afterward you are all screwed.
Good Luck with the vote,
Phillip Wister
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I think you're right. I think they'll go up, and up, and up after November. In fact, I very much doubt that they will ever stop going up after November.
# posted by 
: 11:52 AM
: 11:52 AM
Unfortunately Curt, people like us are the only ones actually thinking about the whole process rather than just the result at the pump. I dont know which is worse, I think there is some helplessness in both ways of thinking.
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