DisasterPhilosophy

America, we are now more than 5 years from the attack on New York. Our administration with the disasterpresident firmly at the deciders helm, did not see it coming. He claims it was 'bad intelligence. He says it was 'Clintons fault'. The disasterpresident and his lackies go on the propaganda road to spew consistent lies about whose fault all this is and the course that we need to stay to fix it in 50 years! Well our disasterpresidents newly formed intelligence agency under HomeLand security, with a yellow alert going on, just announced that they are pretty sure that North Korea detonated a nuclear device last week. Do you think that this important information could have been verified sooner? Do you think that maybe our intelligence agency under the great War disasterpresident could have determined this a bit sooner? Dont you think this should have moved the color coded alert status up a notch or two? This is afterall part of the disasterpresidents stated 'axis of evil'. Kim Jong Ill is a card carrying member of the AOE. Why would it take us more than a week to determine this. Maybe the first intention of these boobs that run our country was denial of this feat, or try to embarras the North Korean leader.
I feel so much safer with the disasterpresident fixing the intelligence service for the last few years. We can now figure out a week later that an 'dangerous enemy' of ours is exploding nuclear weapons. I guess we still have not figured out how to catch the Saudis behind those who flew planes into our buildings. When the mushroom cloud goes off in the homeland of America as we have been promised by the disasterpresident and his lackies in their fear propaganda campaign, maybe our intelligence services will figure out who was behind it so that we can take revenge by the next election. It will have to be cleared intelligence through Karl Rove and darthchenney so that it fits the story that the disasterpresident is telling this week.

Get out and vote!
Phillip Wister