DisasterPhilosophy

You have to file your taxes in order to get that enormous stimulus check that the disasterpresident has promised you.
Think about this. Economists have been saying that we have probably been in a recession for some time. The disasterpresident wont admit this just like every other blunder and war crime he has committed.
The American public are getting fed up and are have been slowing the time frame in which they have been getting their taxes into the government coffers. The people in the middle class that have been squeezed out of their retirement funds, and equity in their homes are holding back on sending that money into the government.
So, the disasterpresident, on pretext of stimulating the economy is sending you all a check, but only if you will pay your taxes on time. The War machine needs the money, give and give generously..............

'WE WILL SUPPORT YOUR PROMOTION OF OCCUPATION AND GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE' JOHN McCAIN

'WE WILL IGNORE ELECTIONS IN PALESTINE AND SUPPORT THE MINORITY OF PALESTINIANS THAT AGREE WITH ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES' JOHN McCAIN

'WE WILL CONTINUE TO SEND YOU 12 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO PROP UP YOUR SOCIALIST THEOCRACY FROM FINANCIAL RUIN' JOHN McCAIN

This is just more of the same.......... DID ANYONE ASK IF WE ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK?

TO ALL THE HOME OWNERS IN THE UNITED STATES THAT ARE IN TROUBLE(BECAUSE WE IN WASHINGTON MISMANAGED YOUR TAXES AND GOVERNMENT SPENDING): PISS ON YOU, LET THE MARKET FORCES WORK!

DATELINE WASHINGTON: 'THE SURGE DID NOT WORK'

DATELINE BAGDAD(IN FRONT OF THE TROOPS): 'WE ARE WINNING THE FIGHT'

MAJOR FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH: 'I KNOW WHY WE CANNOT GET OUT OF THIS WAR, BECAUSE I WAS AS A POW IN VIET NAM, I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE LAST WAR. THAT MEANS, WE HAVE TO WIN THIS WAR!'

'MY RIVALS ARE DANGEROUS FOR THINKING OF PULLING OUT OF THE WAR. THAT WILL ONLY BUILD UP AL-QUEDA.' JOHN McCAIN

'YOU ARE EITHER FOR US OR YOU ARE FOR THE TERRORISTS.' THE DISASTERPRESIDENT

'THE SURGE IS WORKING' JOHN McCAIN

'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' THE DISASTERPRESIDENT

'THE STRUGGLE(WAR) MAY LAST 100 YEARS.' JOHN McCAIN

'THE WAR MAY GO ON FOR 50 YEARS.' THE DISASTERPRESIDENT

Americans are you really so stupid as to believe the latest incarnation of the Republican misinformation machine? John McCain is telling the same lies that everyone wanted to hear in 2000(and a majority did not vote for) and 2004(and a majority did not vote for).
Aren't we tired of the death and destruction brought on by the elite in our government, both Democrats and Republicans. The Democrats dont end the War and tell us how bad it is. The Republicans tell us how necessary the War is and how we are winning. Both these positions are delusional.

THE REAL HEADLINE THAT NO ONE IS SAYING:
IT IS OFFICIAL: CIVIL WAR HAS BROKEN OUT IN IRAQ AND WE ARE KEEPING OUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS THERE TO BABYSIT AND DIE.